mrveitch

Me: Excuse me, what’s your favorite movie?“

Her: *Blank stare.*

Her friend: "Oh! She doesn’t speak English! She’s a Chinese teacher!”

Me: Oh so why are you here?

Her: “I saw you! Very cute!”

Me: so have you understood anything this last hour?

Her: I know you’re not married!

Me: That’s true…

Her: I’m not married too 😘

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